1. |
Watersports
01:50
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When i woke up this morning I stepped into the bathroom.
i saw some piss on the floor.
I go downstairs... say to him
"baby there's piss all over the floor in the bathroom upstairs"
He says "not a chance. It must be drips from when I washed my hands."
I tell him "the sink is fucking dry."
He says "So? It's from washing my hands."
Ok, but it's yellow...and it's a puddle, not drips."
He says "how do you know it's yellow? The floor is yellow."
motherfucker the tiles are a light beige, almost cream. Seriously,??)
So i just say "Ok then...." why don’t you go clean it the fuck up
he said baby but it was gift for you.
why don’t you appreciate me anymore
why can’t you just appreciate my piss the floor
cmon babe you used to love it when i pissed on the floor
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2. |
Seniority
03:13
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Big Man
With the cigarette I know Green Man
Cause the vest emits a glow Sick Man
Waiting for his time to go
Home
AHH!!!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!!!
Teething
So the baby’s getting old Speaking
Letting everybody know Seething
Gotta do what you are told
Cold
AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
[bridge]
You’re not my boss You’re not my boss
You’re not my boss You’re not my boss
AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
DONT WANT TO - ANSWER TO YOU I DONT - ANSWER TO YOU I DONT - ANSWER TO YOU I DONT ANSWERRRR
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3. |
Gasp
03:21
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Woke up in my shit
Choking on my spit
It’s been a month and it’s not over
Facts I can’t ignore
Breathing is a chore
And I don’t want to live anymore
Don’t know why I’m here Lived my life in fear
But I don’t want to be Swallowed by the sea
Picking up my pen Coughing up red phlegm Reflecting on this life of sin
Unbearable agony
Regretting my blasphemies
Hoping that God will soon forgive me
NO!
Don’t know why i’m here Delivering my disease Still I don’t want to be Swallowed by the sea
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4. |
Sploads
02:41
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Hey you look hot
Vulnerable enough
You’re someone I’d like to get to know
Honestly I’ve hurt a lot of girls in my life Too many to count
It haunts me
I promise you I’ve changed and all
but you know, I just can’t stop!
I just can’t stop!
I just can’t stop!
I just can’t stop and I just won’t stop! I just can’t stop!
I just can’t stop!
I just can’t stop and I just won’t stop!
The whole town knows me
and my lack of self control!
Let’s go out tonight baby, you and me But you’re walking home alone
‘cause I just won’t stop!
I just won’t stop!
I just won’t stop!
I just won’t stop and I just won’t stop! I just won’t stop!
I just won’t stop!
I just won’t stop and I just won’t stop!
I’m gonna spload!
I’m gonna spload!
I’m gonna spload!
I’m gonna spload!
I’m gonna spload!
I’m gonna spppllllooooaaaaddddd
uhhhhh
uhhhhh
uhhhhh
uhhh
[progress into screaming]
I’m not that kind of guy I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!
I’m not that kind of guy
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5. |
O
03:49
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Living a lie
Wasting my time Finding the drive
to keep you satisfied
They’re making me jump through hoops, pay the price and
go to school
Take away the ride
The choice was never mine
I never wanted a job in an office chair Ain’t life miserable enough? Yeah Camouflaged as the tongue in my orifice Tell me, is that not enough?
[Solo]
I never wanted to stuff my own pockets Heard that all you need is love! Yeah Camouflaged as the tongue in my orifice Tell me is that not enough?
Always been the lie Told you every time Classes are online And they’re going fine
You swear I’ve got
to go to school factories are for fools
Take away my ride
The student in me died died!
died!
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6. |
Skinwalkerh
05:45
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Playing God by killing flies Prolonging Man’s unkind demise
Nothing left to do but cry
Here comes a spotted lanternfly
Corporates want Earth to die
A geno/homo/suicide
Milking mommy till she’s dry They are the spotted lanternfly
There’s nothing you and I can do They laid their eggs inside us too There’s nothing you and I can do They laid their eggs inside us too There’s nothing you and I can do They laid their eggs inside us too
DIE LANTERNFLYYY DIE
DIE
There’s nothing you and I can do They laid their eggs inside us too There’s nothing you and I can do They laid their eggs inside us too There’s nothing you and I can do They laid their eggs inside us too
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